How rough is crypto right now?

Cointides reads news, trends, leverage, liquidations and funding. Giving the whole market one number. Updated 24/7.

A real-time weather report.

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One number, not a noisy dashboard

0 to 100, and higher means rougher water. GLASS under 34, CHOP to 66, RIP above. Read it in a second instead of opening five tabs to feel one thing.

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The tide table

Every scheduled thing that moves the market, posted in its own column the way a harbour posts high water. Votes, Fed decisions, unlocks, expiries. Deliberately kept out of the score so you can see it coming instead of wondering why the number moved.

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Read-only. Always.

Cointides can never move your money. Nothing to approve, nothing to sign, no spend permission — not for the free tide, not for anything we ship later. When per-asset tides arrive they'll read a public address you paste, or a read-only exchange key. Read access only, forever.

Get the tide before it turns

Freebies at launch. The waitlist gets in first.

How It Works

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We read the flow

Funding rates, open interest, liquidations, order book depth. Every 15 minutes, around the clock.

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It becomes one number

A single reading from 0 to 100 with a state and three plain-English reasons. Higher is rougher.

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Tide tables posted separately

What's already on the calendar, with the swell it's expected to bring: SLIGHT, MODERATE or ROUGH. A tide table isn't a forecast — it's arithmetic on things already scheduled.

Frequently Asked Questions

No. Cointides never tells you to buy, sell or hold. It reports conditions. What you do with them is on you.

0 to 100, and higher is rougher — the same direction as an air quality index or a sea state, not a credit score. Under 34 is GLASS, 34 to 66 is CHOP, 67 and up is RIP.

No. The waitlist is completely free to Sign Up < Per-asset tides and alerts come later — the waitlist gets first access and the lowest price.

That's a sentiment gauge. It updates once a day and doesn't know what's on the calendar. This is a conditions read that updates every 15 minutes and posts the calendar separately.

Not currently. It's a weather report, not a forecast. The tide table looks forward — the way a tide table is arithmetic on the moon, not a guess.

Q: Do I have to connect a wallet? No, and Cointides will never ask you to sign or approve anything. The market tide needs nothing but the page. Per-asset tides will later read a public address you paste or a read-only exchange key — read access, never write.